About Me

Booksmart. Streetsmart. Humble.

Three words you'll never hear associated with me. 

That's why I wrote this in the first person.

Maybe we became besties when you met me on 

Naked and Afraid and Naked and Afraid XL, or one of my many appearances available via IMDB

Perhaps we connected during that first chuckle, and you've been floating across the rainbow with me on my incessant and unwavering journey to becoming a social media celeb? 

I can't remember, but I remember it like it was yesterday.

In spite of still having an .aol account, I imagineered Extra Thirsty in order to bestow upon you the gift of a magical year / had an excuse to buy costumes as a business expense.

It’s all about giving back. 

I am here to help, and you're welcome.

and that's just the tip...